Farts

Farting, my son assures me, is an art form whose importance cannot be underestimated. He practices dilligently, searching for that elusive perfect fart. Tone, duration and bouquet are all factors. Points are awarded for timing and form.

The other day, he let one that was sort of syncopated into two sections. "Mommm!! Did you hear that??!! Two chapters!!!!" It was a proud moment for all;-)